As a person, I've come to accept some limitations in my life. My ability to run for any length of time, my complete blindness without my glasses, and my ability to do any of these trending styles that I'm sure would change my life, align my chakras, and get me this job. 1. The Wash-and-Go This hairstyle is a lie. A whole lie. Not half, not a third, but a whole lie. Everything about it is at odds with the reality of my hair, and it will probably give me a head cold. How dare you have me walking into my office looking like a wet Corbin Bleu. Like this, but drowned. 2. Any 50's Style Pin Up Looks Ahem. This is literally impossible. *pause* Thank you for coming to my TED Talk. Look I get it, vintage is in, and some of these styles look so simple, but let's be real. It checks all of your boxes, requiring only the products and equipment that you already have (including enough bobby pins and Eco Styler gel to build Trump's wall). The only problem with ...
We know that being bougie is often tied to being expensive. The day cruises, bottomless mimosas, and all-white parties can create huge dents in your weekly (hah, monthly) budget. Let us help you take your bougie-ness to new levels, while only spending $5. 1. Whip Out That Library Card What is being bougie if it not being cultured? Rent out videos that were modern 3 decades ago, and show off your knowledge of vintage classics to your friends. Anyone can watch the New Avengers, only you will have access to the library's only copy of "Casablanca". Feel free to hold on to it so no one else can watch it either. 2. Arrive At All Events 20 Minutes Early Can't ball out on the most expensive cocktails? Get to the bar early and order their cheapest drinks in their fanciest glass. Did you know you can just ask for olives and intricately cut oranges? From a distance, nobody can tell a dry martini from a double shot of rail vodka with an olive in it. 3. Use Google Earth...